Andy Griffiths…2 new books


“Just Doomed”    

Ben has read it and given it 3***.  What do you think?    First you should see if it’s the right book for you!
Take the DOOMED TEST to find out.
YES  or  NO
1. Have you ever broken a mirror, walked under a ladder or opened an umbrella inside?
2. Do you often find yourself feeling that everything is about to go horribly, terribly and utterly wrong?
3. Have you ever lost or destroyed a valuable item that didn’t belong to you?
4. Have you just accidentally enraged a very large and bad-tempered bully?
 5. Are you 120 years old or over?
SCORE: One point for each YES answer
3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.
0 You are DOOMED, you just don’t realise it. You will love this book!

 “The 13-Storey Treehouse”  

Who wouldn’t want to live in a treehouse? Especially a 13-storey treehouse that has a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of sharks, a library full of comics, a secret underground laboratory, a games room, self-making beds, vines you can swing on, a vegetable vaporiser and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and automatically shoots your favourite flavoured marshmallows into your mouth whenever it discerns you’re hungry. Would you like to live there?
What might happen in this 13 storey treehouse?  Come in and find out.  The library has 3 copies of this book!
Try this puzzle….